Finally. The Hills is back with twice the drama and twice the hair extensions. The 4th season premier was tonight, and although there was more commercial time than actual show time, I sat through it with my eyes glued to the TV.
Every time I watch an episode of The Hills, I get a little dumber. But it is still one of my favorite shows. The Hills is like crack, as Perez Hilton says.
The episode opened with Lauren and Whitney talking about boys while hanging up jeans at People's Revolution. Whitney is my favorite cast member because she takes her jobs seriously. All I care about is what they're doing in the Teen Vogue or People's Revolution offices. The boy stuff I could care less about. I wish the show focused more on the girls' jobs.
Then, we meet Heidi's sister Holly. Heidi and Holly. Holly and Heidi. Why would their parents do that. Anyway, she is staying in Heidi's apartment for the next two days, unbeknownst to Spencer. He gets pissed, of course, because he sucks at everything. I hate him.
Heidi then takes her sister, who is cute and normal looking, to get an "LA" style makeover, which consists of three-foot long hair extensions. Gross.
Then we see Lauren getting ready for a date, and I noticed that magically her hair had grown an extra foot as well. But at least her hair looked good.
The date scene between Lauren and Doug was boring.
Then, we see the birthday party that Lauren and Lo throw for Audrina. All of Audrina's friends come. The crowd is rather emo looking, and Lo decides to be a bitch and not say hi to any of Audrina's friends.
Later, Lo and Audrina have their talk, which MTV previewed 443095234506 times.
Heidi, stop getting plastic surgery. You look like a blow-up doll.
Lo. I used to like you. But now you're mean.
Whitney. I love you. Expect an email from me someday with my resume attached.
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