Bill's Pick: Laetitia Casta

T+T has been seriously lacking in sex appeal lately. It's time to bring back the Bill's Pick section. My mom will be really happy to hear that.

To celebrate my time in France, Bill picked a nice French girl named Laetitia Casta, who exemplifies the beauty of French women. Effortless, chic, natural and a little exotic. I'm not jealous or anything...

She is a successful fashion model and also appears in several French films, most recently, Les Ames Fortes.

That band Brand New from a few years ago wrote a song about her called "Magazines":

"Laetitia, you destroy me/So I can see why I feel so lonely/When you and me could be forever/Perfectly perfect together..."

How sweet.

Bill's Pick: Nicky Whelan

There are some first names that are bound to make a girl hot.  Nicky is one of those names.  It's just so...cute.  Have you ever seen an ugly Nicky?  Of course not, because the name Nicky automatically adds 15 hot points to even the ugliest of girls.  

Nicky Whelan lives up to her name.  She's also Australian, which gives her yet another 30 hot points, give or take.

It's not like she needs any hot points because she's already gorgeous, and she still would be even if her first name were Ursula.  

If you're not from Australia, you probably don't know who she is.  But in the Outback, she's a pretty famous TV star.  She's appeared in Neighbors and Melbourne Women, to name a few.  Don't worry, I've never heard of those shows either.  

When Bill discovered her, he said she "changed his life," and that if I didn't put her on Tea and Toast immediately, he would kill himself.  (He's still alive.  I know you were all worried there for a second.)

Currently, she is filming Hollywood and Wine (2009) alongside David Spade.  Apparently, the two are "good friends".  Although I can't figure out why she would go for David Spade...

Anyway, feast your eyes on Nicky Whelan.

Bill's Pick: Marisa Miller

Bill and I debated for several days over who would be the next Bill's Pick.  They were either too trashy, not hot enough, etc.  But when in doubt, you can always turn to Victoria's Secret to give you a classy, gorgeous lady.  Which is why Bill chose...drum roll...Marisa Miller.  

She pretty much owns every cover of Sports Illustrated and has appeared everywhere, from Vogue to Bath and Body Works.  It's difficult to find a picture of her where she's not in a bikini, not that anyone's complaining.  

She is an ambassador for the American Cancer Society, where proceeds from her online store are donated.  She supports the Young Survival Coalition which educates women under 40 about breast cancer.  If that's not enough, she's also an environmentalist.  She preserves the world's oceans and beaches with The Surfrider Foundation.  I guess that makes sense since she's from Santa Cruz.  

Bill's Pick: Julia Stegner

Bill has chosen quite an interesting and unexpected girl this time, Julia Stegner.  You've never heard of her, but you've seen her face everywhere.  

"I'm a huge fan of dirty blonds, but not the fake ones," says Bill.

Julia Stegner is the real deal when it comes to her looks, a natural German beauty with a good work ethic.

She's been on the cover of Vogue thirteen times, not to mention a bazillion other magazines, editorials, designer ads, and runways.

Julia is not an airhead supermodel, however.  She is smart, well-spoken and raises money through Unicef for children.

Bill describes her as "cosmopolitan."

As if she couldn't get any more perfect and adorable, she rides her bike everywhere, even to work.

Bill's Pick: Adriana Lima

Adriana Lima to the modeling world is what Chanel is to the fashion world.  Timeless and classic.  She is 27 years old, which is 57 in modeling years, but she doesn't look a day over 22.  

She has been a Victoria's Secret model since 1999 and still remains a VS favorite.  VS recently hired Australian cutie Miranda Kerr, who in my opinion is just an Adriana Lima look-alike.  Consequently, When you do a google search of Miranda Kerr, the related search lists Adriana Lima.

The most surprising thing about Lima?  She's a virgin.  She is hardcore Catholic and is waiting until marriage to have sex.  

Adriana Lima also claims that she doesn't work out.  Goddamn Brazilians.  How are the rest of us supposed to compete with you??  

Miranda Kerr

Bill likes her because she "has the look that says I'm the cutest girl in the world, but can be terribly naughty."

My personal favorite combo on women is dark hair and blue eyes (hence the previous Bill's Pick) and Adriana is just another example of why.  Sorry, blonds.  

One time a drunk guy told me I looked like her.  It made me really happy.

Bill's Pick: Megan Fox

"Bill's Pick" is a new section to my blog.  Basically, my bf Bill is going to pick out a girl that he wants to be featured.  The catch is that we both have to approve of her, so she can't be some random porn star.  She needs to be respectable, interesting, and extremely hot.  Bill and I both have very high standards when it comes to the attractiveness of a girl, so only 10+ ladies will be seen here.

Bill's first pick: Megan Fox

Yes, Fox is her real last name.  Thank god she wasn't born an ugly person, that would have been unfortunate.  Most of us first heard of her when Transformers came out, but I first saw her in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen aside Lindsay Lohan, where she played the classic high school snobby girl.

According to Bill, she has "no flaws...amazing body, face, hair...just all around sexiness."

Let's talk about this face of hers.  I can't think of one actress in Hollywood now who is more beautiful than Megan Fox, and I am talking about natural beauty.  If we stripped off all of her makeup, she would still be stunning. 

She prides herself in being one of the few people in Hollywood who doesn't use drugs.  She has tried them, but that's "how [she knows she] doesn't like them."

FHM magazine named her the Sexiest Woman of 2008.  She won with a 3,300 vote margin.

She has lots of tattoos, likes surfing, and has "the libido of a 15-year-old boy."  No wonder guys love her.

Megan Fox, age 16, in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen